most of her presents were orchids, it seemed we had all got the same idea
i like family gatherings, my family are pretty nuts but really interesting and we don’t argue that much. almost never.
Grandma went home with the 8 of her birthday cake, so she can have a party at mcdonalds and try and steal some free ice cream and toys.
i got to see a picture of her aged 21. She had the nicest hair i have ever seen.
I also got to learn where i get my uptightness from. My mum always ends up hosting family events like christmas and its like
‘Rebecca, do you want to pass round the biscuits’
‘yeah, gimme a sec’
‘NOW REBECCA, WE DON’T HAVE A SEC’
i love her, but she makes these things sound like life or death situations sometimes. AUNTIE LISA HAS BEEN POISONED, THE BISCUITS ARE THE ONLY ANTIDOTE. HURRY HURRY HURRY.
